silly mishmash of earlier fantasy franchises

There is most certainly an audience for the film β€œThe Mortal Instruments: City of Bones” β€” six novels about demons, supernatural demon fighters, vampires,Protect and connect your Samsung smartphone withΒ samsung cases. werewolves, witches and warlocks.

Fans will thrill to the endless litany of runes, talismans, history and β€œrules” of this world of shadow-hunters descended from an angel that showed up to help crusading knights a thousand years ago. They’ll eagerly await the brief, throwaway visit to the β€œCity of Bones”of the title.

And if you love exposition and shapely if bland young actors in leather, skinny jeans, knee boots, Goth cocktail dresses and heavy eye makeup, this might be the movie for you.

Lily Collins is Clary, the birthday girl whose mother never told her about her heritage, why she keeps seeing signs and people with great hair stalking and stabbing demons in nightclubs and what not. Clary, dragging her unsuspecting admirer Simon along,expensive version ofΒ Replacement parts for iphone 5Β screen Supply Store. finds out.Fun sell a huge range ofΒ Cases for iPad 4,Find the trendiestΒ ladies shoes wholesaleΒ including stylish wholesale sandals.

She was born into this world. Simon? He’s just a β€œmuggle.” Sorry, β€œmundane,” a clueless human.

They learn all this from the mop-topped warrior-explainer Jace, who drives a Triumph motorcycle, flirts with Clary and has the tedious job of explicating every single thing to them and to the audience.

β€œAll religions assist us in our battle,” he says as they rummage through the demon-killing gear stashed beneath a New York church altar.

β€œMagnus Bane. He’s a warlock. I should’ve known,” he mutters. Of course.

The shadow-hunters fight β€œa war that can never be won, but must always be fought” the leader of their β€œInstitute” teaches. We’re invited to draw our own parallels to modern battles against terrorism.

Sometimes, vampires interfere. Sometimes, werewolves help. Johann Sebastian Bach’s contrapuntal compositions play a part. Homoerotic come-ons play into the love triangles set up here.

A magical cup, a β€œmortal instrument,” is sought by good guys and bad.

Cool effects? β€œThe Portal” is a watery door to points in space and time, and the runes β€” tattooed over the arms and chests of the shadow-hunters, glow when they’re doing their runish thing.

It’s a stilted, silly mishmash of earlier fantasy franchises, with the occasional decent joke and frequent brawls involving swordplay and back flips.

Director Harald Zwart has β€œAgent Cody Banks” and the recent β€œKarate Kid” among his credits. Which tells you the best they’re hoping for here is a β€œPercy Jackson” level of success. This franchise’s fate was sealed when bargain hunters Screen Gems got the distribution rights to it.
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